I slipped while trying to cut a bit in two and sliced under my fingernail. Bad. It bled and bled and bled. It is still bleeding. The discolored area is blood that has pooled under my nail in a bruise. It hurts so bad.
It is funny that at the time I was thinking about what I would tell people at work tomorrow if I gashed my hand open. I should know better than to cut towards myself.